When My Man Fills In The Form

sickening when i saw liangzai filling in the form. ya ya.. wanan apply credit card wor.. jus for emergency use. plus alliance allow us to change the card pattern and the sakai him put our family photo wic i think it sucks. but as long as he's happy wif it then ok lo...

the conversation went like this

L - Liangzai
M - Liangmui

L: honey, wat's my 'JANTINA' (gender)?
M: ok, jus put 'PEREMPUAN' (female).. ** was in sleeping mode **

after a while...
L: Honey, why must we put Mother's Maiden Name? I'm the one who apply for the card. y i nit to put my mum's name??
M: -_-" tat's for verification. u can put anything. not necessary to put ur mum's name..
L: ok.. then i put C*B*I can?
M: can.. u wanna put La* Jia* oso can.. as u wish.. but i bet u dun dare to say it out when the ppl ask for verification :P

then i was abt to dooze into my beauty sleep.. i heard him murmured to himself...
L: aiyo.. ask for no. of dependency summore.. i got 2 ma.. my papa n mama
M: -_-"
L: stupid rite? ask for my annual income... how much i hv ler? ** picking his calculator and start calculating ** ok.. i have onli RM2000 per annum after deducting my expenses...
M: oi.. u dowan to sleep, i wan ler.. can u pls shut ur mouth up?

see.. next time i will kick him out of the room when he start to fill in any application forms. KNS!!

Badminton Game => Lazy...

well, basically this is the conversation btw Liangmui and Andy Gor...

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liangmui says: wah.. good ar.. this tue go badminton.. haha...
andylhy says: wanna go?
liangmui says: er.. no racket... hehe
andylhy says: haha.. can share lar.. jenmy got mah
liangmui says: no sports shoes
andylhy says: haha.. aiyo...
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so our conversation ended like tat.. i was thinking if i continue ler...
the one in blue are my assumptions...

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liangmui says: wah.. good ar.. this tue go badminton.. haha...
andylhy says: wanna go?
liangmui says: er.. no racket... hehe
andylhy says: haha.. can share lar.. jenmy got mah
liangmui says: no shuttlecock
andylhy says: the court provided...
liangmui says: no sports clothes
andylhy says: nvm.. simple wear onli.. t-shirt and shorts
liangmui says: no sports shoes
andylhy says: haha.. tesco got cheap cheap one..
liangmui says: no preferable pattern
andylhy says: cheap stuff wat do u expect??
liangmui says: no money
andylhy says: got hubby sponsor ma
liangmui says: no time
andylhy says: F**K T** U.. Lazy say lar Lazy.. NO this and NO that..
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luckily today he's in the good mood. or else i wil b ending up kena from him as above.. hehehe...

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P/S: ok.. he said he's typical cina ahpek.. so dun understand engrish and force me to change from F word to T. ok lar.. ahpek ler.. we hv to pay respect. so i changed!

18SX - Under Age Kenot Read

i got Blackie and Happy in office to accompany daily. but seems like ignoring them these few days.. sorry ya..

wanna see them?? later....

but then somehow i suspect them acting macam having an affair.. y so??

because they were caught red handed for misbehaving in office on tat beautiful morning..
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** fainted!!

Unbelievable Meet Up!

wah... omg... so hensem man... my heart is melting now.. aiyo.. cant help to think of him... woww.... i reali hope he realised me... hope he wil 'tackle' me... wah.. hmmmm.. mmmmm... ** so in love **

this is how i feel when i first saw Tony Leung @ somewhere.. regardless of the lines on his face tat is on his face, he's definitely the MAN i alwis want... wah... ** wat bt liangzai? nvm lar.. throw him in dustbin first ** i was like siao cha bo.. telling my fren how hensem he is.. how my heart pumping so fast.. and i guess he heard wat i'd said.. he had a nice glance at me and smiled.. omg!! this time, my heart melted again... jus like M&M.. 'melt in mouth but not in hands'.. haha... hmmm~~

well, tat was a few weeks ago story.. i nearly forgotten how Tony look like d cos damn busy wif work ma.. no time to check out for his latest news.. :S.. so as usual, after work.. went home and sleep like pig without dinner...

** ding dong **
** ding dong **
** DDIIINNGGG DOOONNGGG ***

ok lar, coming now.. siapa ni?? earli morning at 7am oledi come and disturb disturb.. yorh.. today is saturday ler.. off day ma.. who's going to work... ish ish ish... geramm-nya...

so dragged myself to the door... opened the door and i was nearly fainted.

** TONY AND CARINA!!!

Tony was explaining tat he liked me so much. he gotta feel like we're closely connected. it seems like a strong bond btw us. so he asked his manager to get my address from a detective investigator.. and he planned to gave me a surprised. and of cos, he wanted his wife, CARINA to meet me too.. omg.. i was surprised and going to faint!!

Carina is so nice and beautiful. Her pear-shaped figure is reali captivating.. and she's reali friendly. u kno.. i hvent get myself washed up yet and looked like zombie. normally when ppl see u like tat, u wil feel paisei paisei rite? but surprisingly, i forgotten abt tat.. i chat and chat and chat wif them until they invited me to join them for a ride to ipoh then. i immediately agreed.

"I certainly cant go a ride wif u, joon joon" - tony said (joon joon - this is how he address me)
" y??"
"Have u ever go out wif a dirty cat before?" - he asked

** oopss.. terjaga lar aku.. belum berus gigi, belum mandi, muka macam zombie.. masih mau keluar dengan Tony & Carina kah?? haha...

i zoomed in to my room.. got myself a nice bath and well-dressed so tat wont let them embarassed. but i cant find my Levi's?? mana pergi levi's aku ni?? aiks... i washed it last weekend and it's stil outside.. how ar how ar?? wear my short pants and went get it.. ok.. at last.. sudah wear cantik cantik... then we go out for a ride..

his chauffeur was waiting downstairs during our nice chatting jus now.. i guess he mus be veli impatient. but when he saw Tony, he smiled. :) so ok lar.. 3of us.. stucked @ the passenger seats.. and chatted a lot wif Carina.. abt Family, career, trips and etc etc.. and Tony jus sat beside and listened to us. once a while, he wil interrupted us..

time fled so fast.. reached ipoh.. :) i was brought to a 5-star hotel. hving high tea wif them.. can u jus imagine? no one wil b as lucky as me to hv such a nice meal wif ur idols rite? so lucky... and it's quite unbelievable.. each and every min, i pinched myself on my lap. ** ouch! sakit-lar ** ok ok.. it's real.. haha... then i suggested to hv a nice pic wif them.. and they agreed. i took out my cheapskate digital cam and requested the waiter to take the pic.

"1"

"2"

**** ringggg riinggggg *****

aiks... wat's tat?? scare me lar... aiyer... my kns alarm clock.. spoiled my mood today.. i belum take pic yet ler... yorh!!! geramm-nya... have to wake up and work..

Uninvited Guest..

Arh... Iritated.. They came without our permissions and stayed in the room. I confused. How they managed to get into my place without keys? She brought her 5 young little kids with her. I dun mind staying together wif her but how come she din even wanna ask permission from me?

OMG!! She messed up the whole room. Her kids were treating the room like toilet. It smelled. How can I scold her? She dun even understand how frustrated to see her ard wif her kids and messed up the room.. I was wondering how come she can clean herself up and clean her kids but not the room? It was so messy and smelly.. I reali hope she can move out veli soon.

But where can she move to? with her kids together? i totally got no idea. i cant understand a word tat she's telling me.. omg!! How to communicate wif her? Tired.. Dowan to bother them anymore.. But before they left, i managed to take some pics of her kids... the cutie ones... u wont bear to ask them leave, do u?

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4 cuddled together except this kaypoh one.. haha.. she's cute.. and i guess she hv the highest curiousity level.. well, do remember, kid, curiousity kills the cat!! remember :P

A Letter to My Boss

Dear Torturing Boss,

I would like to lodge a complain rgding some of your department's staffs' working attitude . I know u got lotsa things on hand rite now. but i reali hope u can seriously take a look at this matter first.

As there are saying mentioned 'Pictures proves everything', therefore, I hereby, attach some of the pictures to prove so.

this is liangmui.. she always waste her time by smiling to ppl whoever walk in to your department. it's kinda annoying as her face is full of pimples and yet she thinks tat she's the prettiest among the gals.

this is joan.. she jus cant stop laughing to humans and the worst case is to her laptop. pls kindly advise her to seek professional advice from the mental consultant u went to previously. and pls remove the metal braces from her teeth so that she wont scare ppl who had heart attack.

this is Jer jer.. oh, she's totally exhausted. can u pls delegate some of her jobs to others and add in more challenging stuffs to her? she always found taking a nap during office hours. this shows that the jobs u assigned are too simple for her to solve it from her finger tips. pls fully utilise ur staffs' capability and ability.

and this is teoh... pls advice him to have enuff sleep at nite instead of acting like a panda during working hours. well, we dun mind to see him with his tired look but then we hv to take care of company's image. they cant show their tired faces to our customers. or else the customers will mis-interpreting tat our company are squeezing the staffs up to their max level.

pls kindly take some necessary action. i do hope tat there will be some improvements soon.
your co-operation is appreciated.
thank you

yours sincerely,
Total Annoyed Staff.

HTML??? Guess...

i had a conversation wif fishball ah pak.. and it end up => -_-"
here it goes....

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liang_mui says:
mana uncle kok-kok-die ar? miss him so much

Fishball Ah Pak says:
in my house

liang_mui says:
yer... ML ar

Fishball Ah Pak says:
ML ?

liang_mui says:
ml = make LOVE
last time we oso got HTML course in college
teruk~~
html = how to make LOVE... wahahaha

Fishball Ah Pak says:
can make 1 meh??
wuahhaa
come come teach didi like me

liang_mui says:
ask our WEB programmer to teach us
i oso wanna MAKE 1...

(so, i'm the one lar.. continue...)
first, get a pencil and a paper
preferrably red color

Fishball Ah Pak says:
liao?

liang_mui says:
then draw sth like this ->
there u go.. ur FIRST LOVE

Fishball Ah Pak says:
oh so touch

liang_mui says:
wahhaha...good
send to fishball ah soh lor

Fishball Ah Pak says:
cho dee cho dee

liang_mui says:
nop

Fishball Ah Pak says:
y ler

liang_mui says:
blogging

Fishball Ah Pak says:
blogging about html?

liang_mui says:
-_-"

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omg!! i dunno wat to say.. and end up blogging abt HTML!! i jus simply love u, Fishball Ah Pak

Joke of the Day

liangzai told me a joke the other day and i think i mus share out wif u guys...

liangzai - Z
me - M

Z: 你是女人，对吧？
M: 废话！
Z: 哪。。。如果你遇见一个男人。他拥有豪华的洋房和漂亮的汽车，你会嫁给他吗？
M: 那当然！可是，我嫁给个穷人。。
Z: TMD!! 如果你遇见一个女人。她拥有豪华的洋房和漂亮的汽车，你会娶她吗？
M: 那当然啦！
Z: 笨蛋！ 娶个‘大啵’的。因为男人没本事有‘大啵’。。

Translated:
Z : U're a woman rite?
M: of cos
Z : so when u saw a man driving luxurious car like toyota vios, lexus, BMW and hv a million-dollar bungalow, wil u marry him?
M: of cos.. but i'm married to a poor one...
Z : ShiT!!
Z : (continue...) so IF u're a man, when u saw a woman driving luxurious car like ACCORD, Harrier, Mercedes and hv a million-dollar bungalow, will u marry her?
M: of cos.. y not?
Z : damn stupid lar.. marry the one wif big boobs lar... cos men cant grow them